philippe loves watermelon. 

philippe loves watermelon. 


replace ‘people’ with ‘philippe’, and ‘they’re’ with ‘he’s’. 

replace ‘people’ with ‘philippe’, and ‘they’re’ with ‘he’s’. 


They obviously encountered Philippe on the chat boards.

(via fuckyeahdementia)


Bitch.

Bitch.


AH HA!

AH HA!


no matter how hard this vaccum sucks, philippe sucks harder.

no matter how hard this vaccum sucks, philippe sucks harder.


GPOY

GPOY


philippe is also a collector. when he’s not being such a horrible monster.

philippe is also a collector. when he’s not being such a horrible monster.


GPOY

GPOY